“LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Lindsay Lohan on Thursday pleaded no contest to charges of possessing cocaine and drunken driving and will serve one day in jail, 10 days community service and three years of probation, officials said.

Lohan, 21, was charged with seven counts of misdemeanor drug possession and drunken driving stemming from two separate arrests, but avoided more serious drug charges that could have earned her a long jail sentence.

In both cases, Lohan possessed cocaine, but the amounts were below the .05 grams required for more serious felony charges of drug possession, the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office said. Following an hour-long conference in Beverly Hills, at which Lohan’s attorneys entered the pleas, Los Angeles County Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers said Lohan did not receive any special consideration because she was a celebrity.

The judge also ordered Lohan to perform 10 days of community service and attend 18 months of an alcohol education program during her three-year probation.”

I guess she’s pretty good at what she does: blow(ing). Yeah, that’s not very funny, but that’s not the point. The point is that this coke-whore is getting away with being…a coke-whore. We live in America, damn it! And I know this is Los Angeles, but isn’t there some government official without a penis or coke habit themselves that can go without feeling guilty for holding this over-privileged drug fiend accountable? What’s that? Oh… there isn’t. Well, then, may the blowjobs for reduced sentences resume… starting… NOW!

I gotta get a job working in D.A.’s office.

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