“Saving Private Ryan” actor Tom Sizemore asked a judge for another chance after admitting he violated his parole in a drug case, asking against all reason to be placed back on probation, a thing he has a killer track record of defying.Sizemore got into an argument with a hotel desk clerk over a botched reservation, cops were called and they found him in a car. A search turned up bags of crystal meth and paraphernalia, plus Vicodin, Klonopin and Valium, and no prescription for any of them.

To be fair to Tom, it is well known that frequent use of these drugs is the best way to get rid of a headache (also known as “a successful career as an award winning movie star”)

Sizemore admitted violating his probation for a prior methaphetamine conviction for snorting a small boatload and sleeping with a prostitute the day before, while his girlfriend was upstairs in the same residence. Using one of my favorite excuses, he chose to rely on an old favorite and claimed that the drugs actually belonged to the hooker. My wife falls for this one all the time.

At the end of it all, the judge did give him a chance and cut the his potential 16 month sentence in half, giving him 213 days credit for time he spent in jail and for his time participating in live-in drug addiction treatment program… which seems odd considering his drug addiction treatment included, inspiring model behavior involving non-stop drug use and hookers.

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