Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Spare the Reality, Spoil the Wealthy

April 27th, 2007 by Daily Contempt
    Celebrity Gossip

Easily one of the biggest pair-named duos in Hollywood these days is the curious spectacle of TomKat. They’re no Filliam H. Muffman, but they do sell enough copies of the tabloids to keep even the craziest reader glued to the presses, and the recent benefit for the 9/11 Detox fundraiser was no exception.

 

The less-than-dynamic pairsome quite literally halted traffic in Manhattan as they arrived to the Altman building to co-host a $6,000-plus per-plate dinner event to support toxicity victims from the unprecedented attacks of September 11th, 2001.

 

Despite the best of modern methodologies, the benefit will not support scientific solutions, but rather, and peculiarly, Scientological methods instead.

 

It is reported that the couple did not leave the event until after 11:15pm, making for an uncommonly long stay for a celebrity couple, but as one person pointed out, “Having more money than movie offers can really free up your schedule.”





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