When Britney Spears dinged a nurse’s car in a parking lot and failed to leave a note and/or do anything to offer help she revealed her true character. She is the person who doesn’t turn in the wallet she finds in the booth at Cracker Barrel. She keeps the wallet, blows the cash at the dog track and uses your credit card to get nine different color Coach bags at forever 21. She is the person who puts the turn signal on when she starts turning. She is the person who’s cell phone rings in a movie theater. She is the person who makes you want to never leave the house.

In psychiatry these people are defined as sociopaths. A sociopath is the same as a psychopath minus the desire to cut up other human being to pieces and use their ribs as a xylophones. Basically they are the moral-less jerks amongst us. I am not a psychiatrist but I did used to watch Dr. Katz. I will use my zero training and lack of expertise to diagnose Brittney based on the characteristics put forth under the definition of “sociopath” on Wikipedia.

To qualify as a sociopath (anti-social personality disorder) one has to display a minimum of three of the seven characteristics.

1. failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest

I would categorize Whoops I Did it Again as something that is grounds for arrest. Others might focus on driving around with your kid in your lap and fleeing the scene of a fender bender.

2. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure

Under lying I would put, “…..I’m a virgin, no seriously I am.” Suuuure you are. I wouldn’t be surprised if she still says she is a virgin even though she’s spit out children. Under conning for personal profit I put every album she has ever sold

3. irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults

Assault on a car with an umbrella. I know it’s a stretch but in Los Angeles most people treat their cars as if they are people.

4. reckless disregard for safety of self or others

See prior mention about not caring whether or not your toddler is decappitated when it is disloged from your lap and launched through your windshield.

5.consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain steady work

When was the last time she actually made an album, song video etc.? I bet that there are some kids who actually don’t know that Britney Spears is allegedly a singer. She has definitely slid into the famous for being famous category. I honestly would not be surprised if she is receiving unemployment.

7. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another person

Fifty million Britney fans clearly CAN be wrong and she ows each of them an apology.

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