Sienna Miller to Replace Lindsay Lohan in On-Screen Threesome

May 1st, 2007 by Daily Contempt
    Celebrity Gossip

Keira Knightley is fuming mad this week after Lindsay Lohan has opted out of her latest on-screen role, that of partaking in a hot threesome in the film adaptation of the life of the Dylan Thomas biopic “The Best of Our Lives”. Knightley had persuaded the American star to participate in the film, but due to “contractual issues” and/or “financial conflicts”, she felt she had no choice but to bow out. Will the triple-ganger be any less hot with the substitution of Sienna Miller? Survey says, oh my no.

 

Keira Knightley, whose silly English mother wrote the film, but it’s of no consequence to the future filmgoers, who are as eager to see Sienna Miller in the gang-bang as that haggard Lohan chick either way, but it comes as no surprise to the many who’ve entered into contracts with Lohan only to be left as dry as they are high.

 

The British actress will take Lindsay’s role as Caitlin - the wife of hard-drinking Welsh poet Dylan Thomas – with Keira set to play Vera - the childhood friend of Dylan’s who is said to have had a sexual relationship with him and Caitlin… I know, pretty hot stuff.

 

The revelation that Lindsay dropped out of the movie first surfaced when the actress failed to appear on set to start shooting. Matthew Rhys, who will play the hard-drinking poet, said: “There will be a bit of a menage a trois scene going on. I hope I’m up for it!”. This statement proves many things, but the three-way part of it is the hottest of all.





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