“The Price Is Right” thanked Bob Barker for 35 years of service, but now it needs a host, and Rosie O’Donnell would be happy as a clam to take it over. More of a bearded clam than a happy one, but shes made it clear that she’d still like to wrap her thick, sausage-like fingers around those many fine gifts.

Bob Barker said backstage at Friday’s Daytime Emmy Awards,

“She knows the show. There’s no doubt in my mind she could do the show. Now, whether they want a lady host, I don’t know. I’ve never heard that discussed. As far as I know, they’ve only auditioned men.”

The pudgy, abrasive 45 year old lesbian said on her blog that she had met with “The Price Is Right” producers this week, and that she “sure would” take the job, if it was offered to her. She wrote, “I LOVE THE PRICE IS RIGHT,” proving that she not only blogs while drinking, as previously seen on video, but that she also is unaware of what the CAPS LOCK key is.

Others allegedly under consideration include E!’s Todd Newton, “Entertainment Tonight”s Mark Steines, George Hamilton and John O’Hurley.

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