Paris Hilton To Become Mother

September 18th, 2007 by Daily Contempt
    Celebrity Gossip

 

Paris Hilton wants to adopt four blond-haired girls.

The hotel heiress, whose close friend Nicole Richie recently announced her pregnancy, reportedly wants to travel the world to find disadvantaged children she can give a home to.

A source told Britain’s Closer magazine, “Paris has been saying, ‘You don’t need a husband to have babies.’ There are babies in orphanages around the world, and she’s hoping to find four girls with blonde hair and pretty eyes to whom to give the Hilton name.”

The 26-year-old blonde, makes no secret of her desire to become a mother, wants her future children to follow in her footsteps and become famous.

The source added, “She’s been telling people, ‘I want a brood of little mini versions of me. I’ll raise them to be the most famous women in the world.’”

Paris also wants her daughters to become models and is planning to launch her own line of children’s clothing.

The source said, ‘She’ll design a line of baby clothes. She sees her kids modeling from a young age.’”

Astounding!

Paris continued: “With the right guidance, they’ll be able to achieve things that I could only dream of, and at an earlier age, too! I guarantee these little munchkin- heiresses to pump out several sex tapes before they even know what boys are. They will have the cutest cocaine and alcohol binges this side of Sunset Blvd.

[…] they’ll be in and out of rehab before their tenth birthdays. Their apologies to the countless of innocent people they harm will be the most glamorous and hotttt qualities about these soon to be Hollywood harlots.

I’m sure that I’ll end up backstabbing them, sleeping with their boyfriends, giving them herpes, and tricking them into donating their functional organs to me out of pure jealousy, but that’s the risk you take as a mother… I think I’m ready for motherhood,” Paris concluded

 

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    By chelsea on 01.25.08 1:55 pm

    WHAT!!She is not preg. ppl are word.lke if u wanna make up a roumer than make up a good one!!!!like the stup!d blonde preg.hon is the baby supposed to make brown stuff in this white thing that smells like pwder.lke she is a stupid arreis.




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