“CLEARWATER, Fla. — Hulk Hogan’s son was released from the hospital Monday, a day after a car crash that critically injured his passenger, authorities said. A Toyota Supra driven by Hogan’s 17-year-old son, Nick Bollea, was traveling at a high rate of speed at about 7:30 p.m. Sunday, Clearwater Police spokesman Wayne Shelor said. Bollea lost control and hit a raised median. The car flipped around, and the back end hit a palm tree. “It’s clear from the scene and other factors that excessive speed … was a factor in the crash,” Shelor said Monday. He said the investigation was continuing.” (AP)

Nick …Nick … Is that the one that looks like a tranny? Oh, shit! The Hulk married that thing? Alright. Well, then, is it the other one that looks like a tranny? You know, the one that belts out transgender-iffic lyrics in the most prestigious of shopping malls and drag night events in all of Palm Beach county? Oh, okay, so it’s the other one. Then we must be talking about the one who watched ‘The Fast and the Furious” one too many times.

Listen, Vin Diesel, just because you have an “off the hook” Japanese sports car, “with gages, a wing, and NOS ‘n’ shit,” and you believe Paul Walker’s performance in “2 Fast 2 Furious” to be “the most awesomest racing shit I ever saw, bro,” doesn’t mean you can pretend to be an undercover douche-bag looking to bust some Miami mobsters who run their coconut-trafficking operations out of their palm tree headquarters.

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