The celebrity promo gift suites are the places where stars get all kinds of expensive goodies that almost nobody but them can afford. They don’t have to afford the glut of complimentary swag, though they get it for the all time low price of just taking it. Winona Ryder should check these out next time she wants a five finger discount. Lindsay Lohan even loaded up on goodies, perhaps mistaking them for drugs, men or buckets of free stupidity.Lindsay Lohan filled up three bags of products from Milk Boutique before taking a bunch of designer sunglasses. Stefani Altman from sunglass retailer Luxottica Group said,

“[Lohan] was in a whirlwind. She actually took seven pairs of sunglasses. She took them in every color. Now she has a new pair of sunglasses for everyday of the week. Apparently she only wears her sunglasses once and then she gives them the brush.”

Whether the plunder is for themselves, friends or family is irrelevant, it’s just nice to see the poorest of the wealthy get things for free that only they can afford in the first place. One particular pair of sunglasses has a retail price of $389, which is two weeks of minimum wage earnings.

Share It!