Lohans Win “Parents of the Year” Award In Sudan, Again

July 28th, 2007 by Daily Contempt
    Celebrity Gossip

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Following Lindsay Lohan’s arrest on DUI charges, her mother says that her daughter “is in a safe place”, though she and her daughter “are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi is staked outside”. Showbuzz reports that Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, blamed the people surrounding his daughter for her troubles.

“It’s said that people, places and things have a direct bearing on our life and it’s very true, and the people around Lindsay are just there for the wrong reasons,” Michael Lohan said on CNN’s “Larry King Live” Tuesday. “They enable her. They turn a blind eye to what was going on, and they are there to make a paycheck. I don’t care if it’s the bodyguards, if it’s the — I don’t even want to point fingers, just people have the wrong motive and attention, and they are just — they are a terrible effect on Lindsay’s life. I said from the beginning: she has to clean house, like I did and like I believe Dina does and we have to start all over again from where we started and where we found the most strength and success in life and each other.”

This guy, Lindsay’s father, was released from prison in March after serving nearly two years for attempted assault and driving while intoxicated.

I have the sneaking suspicion that no one in the Lohan family has ever taken responsibility for anything in their entire lives. I bet if you went back 500 years in Ireland you’d find ‘ol Patrick Lohan drunk at the side of the road with a dead serf child under the wheels of his carriage and blaming it on the leprachauns.





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