Political commentator and “loyal Bushy” has been more loyal to her own desires for riches once again, and has signed an exclusive agreement to appear baring more than her own unique brand of justice. More than that, the chubby matron of American justice is appearing on a website, the name of which we’re prohibited from disclosing, less in the “political commentary” capacity, and more in the “Fatty MILF” capacity.

One source, reporting on the basis of anonymity, has stated that the clinically obese mother of an 11 year old (with stretch marks apparent, despite her hefty girth,) stripped down in “tasteful” adult scenes for less than $100,000, with one term of her appearance being that the photographs can only appear across Asia, and never at all in North America.

Apparently, Miss Shiffren is unaware of the internet, the speed of information these days, and the rabid passion of those men who wish so passionately to collect and share the wealth of morbidly obese, unattractive political pundits.

Least surprising is that Shiffren has appeared in total support of the administration of George W. Bush, and all of his policies, in absolutely unwavering fashion. If it was me, I’d be less embarrassed to show my fat tummy than support the Dubya, but I happen to have a soul.

As of yesterday, just prior to editorial approval, the site is online, but not cached by Google. She’s no Jamie Tarabay, because, as adult entertainment executives assert, she would actually pull a decent six figure bounty, as opposed to the freak show which is Lisa Shiffren. Still, we did manage to find the site within a few steps of Googling, though we will not list the URLs exactly, due to a number of factors dictated by our publication guidelines.

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