Noted Hollywood hotty Lindsay Lohan has whipped the stalkerazzi into a frenzy once again. Allegations are running rampant that she’s added a “lip job” to her laundry list of artificial enhancements. One of the few remaining procedures on the infamous to do list is impregnation by artificial sperm which could allow the actress to literally mate with herself.

Rumors of fake tan, fake breasts and the likelihood of a nose job have followed the former child actress for years, with the photographic proof often undeniable, and the puffy kissers are just the latest in the series.

Sources close to Miss Lohan remain as tight in the lip as she’s now apparently puffy. Photos snapped outside a Beverly Hills hotspot only add to suspicions.

While the technique for the creation of artificial sperm is only in its infancy, middle-aged male fans of Lohan insist that anything having to do with the starlet pertaining to the squiggly seed is newsworthy, promising and strangely hot.

Unconfirmed sources report Lindsey Lohan is currently shooting a character film remake of the entire 70s in which she’ll portray Mick Jagger’s lips, Dolly Parton’s breasts and Richard Nixon’s sense of honesty. Let’s hope it’s better than her remake of Herbie the Love Bug.

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