Have you ever heard of the “Razzie” awards? No. Of course not. Who has. But apparently there are awesome enough to have nominated her not once—not three times (which would have been excessively awesome)–but TWICE for their “Worst Actress” award. Apparently she appeared in a film called, “I Know Who Killed Me” back when she was killing her career, and she was so awful in it, that, well. Two nominations. According to the AP, which usually isn’t quite so bitchy, frankly:

“‘I Know Who Killed Me’ is the most fabulously brainless movie since `Showgirls,’” which Razzie voters picked as the worst movie of the 1990s, Wilson said. “By the end of it, you still don’t know what happened. Are they twins or aren’t they? Did she imagine it? Can I please have my hour and 50 minutes back?”

Whoa. Bitchy!

In, uh, yeah, her: Britney Spears is now denying that she ever porked that photographer she’s been porking–and there are even rumors that she’s taken out a restraining order against him. Although this might seem like some sort of retrn to sanity, no. Now she is claiming–in a British accent— that she doesn’t even now who he is, that she never has met such a person, and has nary the vaguest clue what anyone is talking about. Here is a report from people who apparently know something about it:

“When asked about Adnan, Britney says “I never met the man before.” She does it all in a British accent and then takes off after saying “I love you, men.” Hats off to the pap who asked Britney “What part of England are you from?”

“What part of England are you from?” For that, the paparazzi in general should be given their own national holiday. And a parade maybe. Really.

Adrian Ryan

Share It!