Of all the monster movies set for production this year, there’s one monster that strikes as much fear in the hearts of hillbillies as humor from the mouths of Yankees, and that is Hogzilla. The creature of legend will be myth no more as the super-swine from Georgia, and I don’t mean a certain un-named Judd, will be unleashed with fury nationwide.

The beast was finally killed in 2004, and the pictures of the beast traveled the internet with the speed of urban legends. Even legendary hog-slayer Chris Griffin will participate to insure the film has all the accuracy appropriate for an independent, low-budget, tragi-comedi-horror film.

Producer Rick Trimm will insure the film remains on-budget and “Snakes on a Plane” terrible by insuring the production hires only the appropriately skilled actors. Trimm said, “We don’t need professional actors. We need real people who are interested in the movie.”

A National Geographic team confirmed the pig’s existence, and estimated it weighed around 800 pounds at a length of roughly 8-feet.

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