Harry Potter and the Rising Serpent

July 18th, 2007 by Daily Contempt
    Celebrity Gossip

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According to Showbuzz, Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who played the main character in such franchise blockbuster movies as “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”, “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”, and “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone”, will next year perform nude in a Londay play.

The play is called “Equus” and is about a boy “who blinds six horses with a metal spike”. Radcliffe’s spokeswoman, Vanessa Davies, said that Radcliffe “is maturing as an actor and beginning to take on new and challenging roles,” which, in Hollywood-speak, means he will be “required to simulate sexual ecstasy while riding a horse naked.”

I don’t know what’s really going on here, but I don’t like it. Maybe theatre was different in the past, but now there is a name for this kind of play, and it’s called “the Internet”. I saw a play almost like this but it was called “Horse and Sex Masheen!!!/5MB/3:17min.”





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