The German Defense Ministry has declared that a Hollywood production about WWII will not be allowed to film at pertinent German sites as long as the lead historic character, Colonel Claus von Somethingorother, is played by Tom Cruise who “has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult”.

CNN reports that this is because “German political parties say Scientology is a cult that seeks to manipulate its followers and make money.” Hmm. This all sounds very suspicious. I, for one, like to make money. But, then again, I’m a Jew. But maybe they are right. Although the Nazis were one of the more prolific and destructive cults the earth has ever witnessed, they did not charge membership dues.

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