“JUNKIE Pete Doherty is snapped appearing to give his kitten crack — from a mini-pipe he made specially for it.

Sickened pals who leaked the picture claimed the warped rocker regularly gets the pet smashed.
They said it PASSES OUT with its paws in the air, suffers MOOD SWINGS and even thinks it can FLY.

One added: ‘In Pete’s mind it is the only one who understands him now.’

The Babyshambles frontman’s cat Dinger — named after a slang term for a syringe — had five kittens in April.

The friend said: “One in particular has borne the brunt of his drug abuse. Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted. […]He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit.’

‘But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms. […] It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.’”

I hate animals as much as the next guy, but putting your kitten through withdrawals is plain harsh. At least let it have a toke everyone once in a while, so that it can function properly (e.g. eat, sleep, shit, get its head stuck under the sofa, fall from a third story balcony… you know, normal cat shenanigans). I think what’s funny is that Pete Doherty is still alive. What’s more, is that he’s making due with whatever time he has left on this planet by reeking havoc on an interspecies level.

First he ruined himself, then a supermodel, then a cat. I wonder what’s next on his list of “Wonderful Things to Desecrate.” Maybe he’ll find a way to give a koala cuteness cancer (it’s a type of progressive cancer that diminishes the cute factor of any animal by a factor of 7, on a scale from 1 to 10, eventually transforming the afflicted into what can only be described as a “so-so” effigy of Carrot Top).

Whatever it may be, I’m sure Pete will make it clear to the world that he is 100% commitment to being a crack-head.

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