Drew Barrymore Named “Most Beautiful” by People, Also People Magazine

April 27th, 2007 by Daily Contempt
    Celebrity Gossip

Of the hundred most beautiful people according to People Magazine, apparently Drew Barrymore is the number one. She’s made the list four times already, but never topped it. Apparently a person can be the most gorgeous person alive one year, even if they don’t make the cut in other years.

 

Barrymore, the hottest face in Hollywood not dripping in sweat, said that making the cover, “Made my peacock feathers shine in the golden-hour light and extend to the heavens… I just think happiness is what makes you pretty… Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness.”

 

Apparently there is a language in which that random combination of words actually means something, but unfortunately, we only speak English, so we’ll just keep looking at her pretty face and nodding approvingly. Barrymore will appear on the cover this Friday, with Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and Pizza Hut-Face spokesmodel Jessica Simpson, no relation to Homer.





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