In one of the most inane postings in the history of the web, Britney posted an entry titled, “You’ll Never See It My Way, Because You’re Not Like Me.” In it, the 25 year old pop singer and infamous lip sync artists has asked her “most die hard fans” to help name her upcoming album. It seems what fleeting ounces of creativity she had have gone, and that any competent handlers that once surrounded her are long gone.

A month long stay at rehab in March, and hour long head shave session did little to endear her in light of, well, her actually talking. Britney Spears is only hot with her mouth open when the TV is muted, in case you were unaware.

Members of Brittney’s fan club can cast their votes on her website, and likely qualify for free counseling on account of the fact that they must be clinically insane. Possible album titles include: “Down Boy,” “Integrity,” “Dignity,” and unfunny joke titles like “What If the Joke Is on You,” and “Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like,” and I’m not even joking. You can tell because it isn’t even remotely funny.

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