So. You’ve heard, right? No? Well, bully for you. You’ll find the sordid details, in chronological order, below. I just want to remind you, I TOLD YOU SO.

Offered without further comment:

First:

“Britney Spears was hauled away from her home to a hospital by paramedics, after a police standoff. Police were called to intervene when she refused to return the children to Federline after a court-monitored visit. Her behavior, described as “erratic” leads authorities to suspect drug use.”

Which lead to:

“Britney Spears has been classed as a “special needs” patient following her admission to a Los Angeles hospital, after it emerged she locked one of her young sons in a room with her at her Los Angeles home…”

Which naturally lead to:

“Britney Spears was derailed yet again in her struggle to get her life back on track, losing custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline. A court commissioner Friday gave sole physical and legal custody of the former couple’s two little boys to Federline and suspended the troubled pop star’s visitation rights after a police showdown in which she refused to remit custody of the two boys.”

And yes. I’m right about everything, all the time. Tomorrow’s lotto? Ask me later. I need a drink.

Then, Kevin Federline piped in (because he just couldn’t help rubbing it in):

“I’m not happy about any of these events,” Federline attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said when he left a closed-door emergency hearing Friday afternoon. “There’s no winners here.”

English teachers agree that he really meant “There ARE no winners,” having used the improper singular tense of the verb. But illiteracy is, of course, a sure sign of being Kevin Federline.

All praise the Adrian. Praise him!

Adrian Ryan

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