Has anyone noticed that, before their marriage, Brad Pitt was a more formidable star than Angelina Jolie, commanding the center stage in tabloid photos? Since their marriage, he’s seen tagging behind, even sometimes toting the kids.

In a recent interview with Jon Stewart, Angela Jolie said that she desires between 7 and 14 children.

Pitt has been reduced to a walking sperm bank, in fact and in stature. Though many males would not object to the arrangement in such circumstances, the Pitt/Jolie phenomenon warrants further study in that their relationship is very closely aligned to that of the Deep Sea Anglerfish, in which the male of the species attaches itself to the female by its mouth and then, in the darkest depths of the ocean, slowly degenerates, losing its eyes and all its organs except for its testes. In essence, the male simply becomes a new organ for the female, providing her a lifetime supply of sperm. In return, the male is allowed to each day nibble at her fantastic lips and bosom and to co-star in her movies.

That is the story of the wise, just, and noble Deep Sea Anglerfish.

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