Bart Simpson gives it all to Scientology. Wesley Snipes gives it all to himself.
Oh Jesus. No. Oh, sweet Jesus, please no. They got to Bart. Are you listening to me? THEY GOT BART!!!
Bloody Alien bastards!
Observe:
“Actress Nancy Cartwright, the voice behind cartoon character Bart Simpson, has been awarded Scientology’s Patron Laureate Award after she donated $10 million to the faith in 2007. Cartwright’s gift — almost two times her annual salary from “The Simpsons” — puts her top of a list of celebrity benefactors, who have handed over their hard-earned cash to the Church of Scientology. She gave even more than Tom Cruise — who is reported to be the controversial religion’s second-in-command — who has donated $5 million in the last four years.”
She gave more to the Church of Scientology than even Tom Cruise? The force is strong with this one.
And you read that right: Bart Simpson gave 10 million dollars to the Scientologists. Because they need it. To fund all the good they do. Fighting Xenu. And the evil alien spirits that make you smoke and screw your grandmother and give you migraines. And so forth. But that’s hardly all:
“Kirstie Alley gave $5 million last year and has picked up the Diamond Meritorious Award. Fellow followers John Travolta and Kelly Preston gave $1 million each and were awarded the Gold Meritorious Award, while Priscilla Presley was handed the Patron Award for a donation of $50,000.”
Well. Whatever. We knew Kirstie Alley, John Travolta, Pricilla and that other chick were all huge freaks, so. No big surprises there, I guess.
In other space cases: Wesley Snipes is in trial for a grand and complicated tax evasion scheme. His lawyers have pleaded insanity. “Kooky, crazy and loony is not a crime,” his lawyer argued, and the jury agreed, but they sentenced him to the gas chamber anyway for being a black man, which IS illegal in Florida. And most of this story is true.
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This is news? I knew about this in early 2007.
I was first exposed to scientology (it doesn’t deserve a capital S) 40 years ago. Thankfully, I had the intelligence to realize it is a crock! It is a “religion” dedicated to the god of excess and wealth.
How did Kelly Preston ever make $1 million. She has worked in 20 years!
Hate to break it to you but Nancy Cartwright has been a Scientologist since 1988.
haven’t laughed this hard since a black man and a white woman ran for the office of president!
they obviously didn’t get Bart if he’s saying he WON’T give his money to Scientology. learn to read, idiot.
haha you dumbass…. when you write i will “not” give blablabla on the black bord it is a punishment becuse you have already done it!
you see it in every single episode of the simpson intro were bart is writing different things… it is common knowledge!
fuck the church of scientology an tom cruise too…
I wonder if any of the haters have bothered to TALK to a Scientologist to learn what it’s REALLY about instead of believing all the other haters out there. Oh, I forgot..it’s on the Internet, so it must be true. Right. So many things that are paraded around about Scientology are just plain bullcrap.
Saddened:
Have you tried to actually talk to a scientologist? Have YOU researched anything? or are you just as bad as those you criticized. Do some research yourself before you speak. If its plain bullcrap I direct you to point out the issues on xenu.net and the alt.religion.scientology usenet group. Or even the Wiki article on the Church of $cientology.
lurk moar
Beware the ides of march.
By Saddened on 02.15.08 11:42 pm e
I wonder if any of the haters have bothered to TALK to a Scientologist to learn what it’s REALLY about instead of believing all the other haters out there. Oh, I forgot..it’s on the Internet, so it must be true. Right. So many things that are paraded around about Scientology are just plain bullcrap.
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haha. idiot.
Somone above couldn’t believe kelly Preston had 1 million dollars. Get your facts straight. Kelly has been in over 40 movies over the past 25 years. In recent years she generally earns 1 million a movie.
Even without her husbands money she has quite a bit herself.
I don’t see what the big deal is. So what if they gave money to their church. It is their right.
Scientology is wacky, weird, and just plain ridiculous, marrying pop culture with pseudo-scientific blather. In other words, it may be the perfect religion for this modern, empty-headed age. For many celebrities, it appears to offer a false sense of knowledge and expertise that offers an explanation for their success and riches beyond mere dumb luck and ungrounded adoration of the masses. And while fools and their money are separated every single day, and there is a bit of pleasure watching some of them give away fortunes to tricksters, it is painful to think about all the good that good be done with the sensible donation of these millions to, say, a network of soup kitchens.
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