San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds has hit his 748th career home run, thanks entirely to the mix of banned, injectable steroids that he insists he isn’t taking, nor does he know how they get into his system. He’s now within seven home runs of tying all time leader Hank Aaron, whose idea of “performance enhancing substances” barely included new shoes.

One fan in attendance at Fenway Park told reporters,

“It’s a very big day for Barry Bonds[’s suspiciously gigantic head].”

Barry Bonds has now hit homers off of 441 pitchers in 36 different major league parks, though only 32 of those parks by the use of steroids.

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