Chevy Chase has only been in the news this millennium as a victim of runaway TSA corruption, when his Rolex was stolen by a well-paid, but still greedy, security screener. Chevy Chase’s new, authorized biography is out this week and he’s back in the news. According to 63-year-old Chase, as a child he was as beaten and tortured as his later-in-life impressions of the bumbling president Ford.

In explaining the book, Chase wore a very different face than before. Not even in Fletch or Fletch II was such a plain, pained expression worn. No, it looked more like the scene from “Spies Like Us” after he got out of the high-G centrifuge. Chase is not yet able to forgive, and with the release of his book, history will not forget.

His new book, “I’m Chevy Chase… And You’re Not” will be out next month, and includes sickening quotes like “She would say to me, ‘Ten lashes on the backs over your legs every day for a week at 5 p.m.”

Chase further asked, “How can you hold on to that kind of a anger against your kid? I knew I was a ‘bad boy’ but I didn’t know that everybody wasn’t punished in the same way I was. I always turn to it in my mind [and] I’ll never forgive them. At their graves I didn’t. It was too hard for me. You would think a grown man could shake it off, as the coffin was lowered, to say, ‘I forgive you.’ I don’t forgive.”

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