Being born a Vietnamese orphan, it must have seemed like winning the lottery when Tomb Raider star Angelina Jolie swooped in from heaven and rescued him from a life of squalor to one of undue, overnight, super-stardom. As if anyone might forget who he is with a last name like Jolie, papers have been filed to change his last name to Pitt-Jolie in Superior Court.

All four of the children will now have the Pitt-Jolie surname, apparently because it’s too over the top to name call them all Brangelina juniors, even for them.

Since Jolie and Pitt aren’t married, she had to adopt the child as an individual, but now wishes to add the name of her life partner. Pitt and Jolie have not wed because, as some insiders have suggested, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, am I right?

Jolie’s collection is nearly complete, having children from Vietnam, Cambodia and Ethiopia, as well as one from her own sexy mid-section here in the United States.

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