Sultry starlet Angelina Jolie has raised eyebrows and dropped pounds recently. She told London’s Evening Standard newspaper,

“Someone saying to me that I’m thin is not a compliment. I’ve always been lean and this year I [luckily] lost my mom and I’ve gone through a lot. I have four kids and I finished breastfeeding [those lucky bastards] — it’s been hard to get my nutrition back on track. Instead of people saying I look like a person dealing with something emotionally, they assume it’s because I want to fit into skinny jeans [which I do like nobody’s business].”

Jolie isn’t just hot with her dead-mom-thinness, she’s Angelina-Jolie-but-skinnier hot, which is apparently exactly what’s required to keep a Brad Pitt type interested in your ever-fleeting hotness. Though still hot, with age her head has continued to look more and more peculiar. I’d still totally hit that, but my standards have never been lower.

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