And Courtney Love Says…WHAT?

October 25th, 2007 by Daily Contempt

I, alone and very afraid, have faced the mad ravings (to say nothing of the insane inanities) of that thing called Courtney Love.For centuries (it feels much longer sometimes. Sometimes shorter. But mostly much longer…) I have collected and studied and puzzled and pondered and poured over each and every peculiar and rather intimidating syllable of her demon-like screechings and crack-induced squallings, which many experts agree are her vain and strangled attempts to communicate with us “normals”. It’s a confusing and thankless job.

And although I alone, like a punk rock Dianne Fossey, have managed to perhaps penetrate the mysteries of Courtney’s madness deeply enough to catch even a glimmer—a glimpse!—of their deeper meanings, the innermost workings for her tortured blonde brain, most of the time I just want to shove hypodermic needles filled with anti-freeze into my eyes and plunge, plunge, plunge in hopeless frustration!

But no. The work must continue.

One thing that I have ascertained beyond a shadow of a doubt in all of my years of Courtneyology is this startling fact: of all of the shapes and forms her methods of attempted communication may take—her “books”, her “music”, her not murder of Kurt Cobain, etcetera—none is so riddled with bonafide c-c-cra-zazy than her very own Myspace “blog”. Whatever the fuck this thing called “blog” is. (A mystery.) Her most recent post provides an excellent example. And I quote…

“love chyo aoshimas ballpaper and inkjet stuff and Aya Takanos l,ine drawings and Sam Taylor Woods photagraphy and of c ourse LaCHAPELLE TEH BEST PERfumne is so NOT gaulter. im so not down with that . i thin kperfume should be so individual that its better to make it yourself thaN mass buy what everyone else is wearing , i think Christian Laboutin makes the best heel s by a landslide although they are far harder to wear than Choos or Manolos and the ONLY jeans on this EARTH are Hytseric Glamour from Tokyo= Kinky is Nobus brand for girls, i cant even get it up to vomit about it anymore- most designers would never aska real rockstar and most real rockstars could not pull it off anyway= for fear of selling out or not living up to some ideal or cos tbhey just dont wanna - but heres this looooooong crytsaL spiral and up it come sand out pops/

IGGY?”

“Spiral and up it come sand out pops/ IGGY?”, indeed. Whatever the hell it says, I think it just about says it all.

Don’t you?

Adrian Ryan

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