Star Jones.

Like many people, I can’t stand this woman. I guess I just hate her because she’s just one more, over-paid, no talent, opinionated, narcissistic, megalomaniac Hollywood moron. And like many actors, actresses and tv personalities, they think they matter more and their opinions are more important than yours. Why? Simply because they are good at pretending to be people they aren’t as a career or because they got lucky when some young, 25 yr old producer got the idea to let this obnoxious cow be the token black person on The View.

Well… to be fair, I admit that I sometimes pretend I’m someone I’m not from time to time. In my case however, it usually involves a stop watch, a pirate hat, two jars of mayonnaise, some rubber gloves and a sobbing girlfriend who continually insists that she doesn’t like being ambushed by naked pirates… but whatever… at least I’m not on TV shoving it down your throat..

She got a gastric bypass operation because she was morbidly obese and it’s reported as news, like we’re really going to be shocked to find out she chose the path of least resistance, least exercise and least self control.

I really thought we were done with Star Jones.

*sigh*

“I used to look in the mirror and take pride in my figure, but that was when I was legitimately a full-figured woman,” she says. “I’d gradually gone from full-figured to morbidly obese.”

Since when did “full figured” mean “Excuse me, can you help me…, uhmm wow, this is really embarrassing, but I think I have a Greyhound bus wedged in my ass”?

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